Johnny Murdoc Gets Hard

Johnny Murdoc: erotic writer, essayist, zinester, micro-pubber. Check out johnnymurdoc.com
johnnymurdoc:

Things that turn us on: Beards. Tattoos. Road trips and float trips. Hipsters. Armpits. Bicycles. Activists. Punks. Graffiti artists. Hippies. Body hair. Micro-brews. Dirty fingernails. Beach bums. Ass cracks. Feet. Basketball shorts. Penises.
You don’t have to include any of these things, but you’ll make us happy if you do.

johnnymurdoc:

Things that turn us on: Beards. Tattoos. Road trips and float trips. Hipsters. Armpits. Bicycles. Activists. Punks. Graffiti artists. Hippies. Body hair. Micro-brews. Dirty fingernails. Beach bums. Ass cracks. Feet. Basketball shorts. Penises.

You don’t have to include any of these things, but you’ll make us happy if you do.

(via queeryoungcowboys)

Things that turn us on: Beards. Tattoos. Road trips and float trips. Hipsters. Armpits. Bicycles. Activists. Punks. Graffiti artists. Hippies. Body hair. Micro-brews. Dirty fingernails. Beach bums. Ass cracks. Feet. Basketball shorts. Penises.
You don’t have to include any of these things, but you’ll make us happy if you do.

Things that turn us on: Beards. Tattoos. Road trips and float trips. Hipsters. Armpits. Bicycles. Activists. Punks. Graffiti artists. Hippies. Body hair. Micro-brews. Dirty fingernails. Beach bums. Ass cracks. Feet. Basketball shorts. Penises.

You don’t have to include any of these things, but you’ll make us happy if you do.